Gorean Living User Forums • View topic - Ix-nay on the ouche-day oh-bray (say it out loud)

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Yet another do-me sub/dom/sugar daddy wannabe who doesn't read profiles. I changed his name to something phonetically similar-ish, but more suited - "Ixnae".
*(like ixnay, but spelled a way that no one has on here)[/i].
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Kansas
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Ixnae on 4/16/24 at 2:53 PM:

Hello comely

(Ugh! WHY do they have to start with this shit right out of the gate. I have a fucking NAME. I am not just a pretty object for you.)

how are you doing , hope you are good ?

(Well, I was a lot better before you barged into my inbox, dick first.)

sorry I dont mean to be rude, by sending you this texts I dont know if you are really in good mood or a right moment to received this message I jumped through your profile and pictures and I felt like dropping this message Im sorry if it seemed balky of me ,but there wouldnt be a better way of starting a conversation with a cute lady like you

(Nope! definitely no better way. I mean, certainly nothing like, "Hi, I'm so and so. I read your profile and see that you are into [NON sexual interest]. Me too" or, "Tell me more". That would just be CRAZY to start a convo like that!)

and I will be glad if you can respond back to my little proposal Im not a shy type so I deiced to shoot my shot Im Eric by name and Im caring who is seeking for a sub, mistress , baby girl someone who can be more submissive to me show me some company at your free time and also love to explore more on BDSM skills all what I need in return is your attention in return to spoil silly with love ,money and affection

(Oh. Is that all?)

Im willing to take good care of you please reply me if you are interested I will be glad to talk to you kindly send me your kik so we can talk better

(Dude, I wouldn't trust you to take care of a pet rock!)

KhaosWolfKat on 4/16/24 at 3:31 PM:
What a pity that in your jumping through my profile, you did not actually bother to READ it, before sending me your wish list

(Annnndddd crickets. LOL.)

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