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PostPosted: 05 Jan 2020, 13:42
User avatarSite AdminPosts: 187Location: Seattle, WAJoined: 24 Sep 2013, 19:00Status/Identification: Gorean Free Woman
From CS Mail, meaning that all manner of punctuation and parts of words that the mail system even thinks might be posting a url is edited out, so a lot of the funky formatting, missing parts of words, and lack of punctuation is due to that.

Yet another mental giant.

(My commentary like this)
Commentary = stuff I added for you, the readers, rather than part of the original message exchange.

Male Submissive
[somewhere in]
[mid 40s]
Recent Message History:

thinks-he's-a boi-toy on 12/17/19 at 11:14 AM:
So you are bi or lez?

(Completely pansexual. I'm attracted to people of all genders/non genders, but your message confirms I want nothing to do with you!)

KhaosWolfKat on 12/17/19 at 5:02 PM:

The Fetish Delivery System you were looking for is out of order
Please read the recipients profile and then choose one of the following options to continue

Enter 1 to try again this time, reading the profile FIRST, and then treating the recipient as a human being, rather than an ondemand sex, kink, or wank fodder dispenser

Enter 2 to become enraged and call the recipient one, or more, of the following bitch, cunt, fat, ugly, stupid or fake

Enter 3 to admit this was an obvious, poorly written, copy and paste message you sent to every woman you could find

Enter 4 to subscribe to the recipient randomly sending you shit you dont care about and in which you have no interest

Enter 5 to go away and try your bullshit somewhere else

Enter 6 if you would like to donate to a charity of recipients choice in apology for not bothering to read profiles and barging dick first into the recipients inbox

Enter 7 if there were too many big words in this message and you need to come back later after you find someone to read it to you

To repeat these options, read it again

thinks-he's-a boi-toy on 12/17/19 at 9:53 PM:
Thats a kewl trick, how did you arrange it?

(With copypasta, just like you, moron!)

KhaosWolfKat on 12/18/19 at 1:04 PM:
The Fetish Delivery System did not understand the number you entered

To repeat the options again go back to the previous response and fucking READ IT

If you cannot understand the options, you should not be allowed to use the internet unsupervised Please log off and go back to playing solitaire

(And blessed silence.)

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