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So, I got a random friend request from this... individual, whose name has been changed but the spirit kept completely intact. As usual, I sent him the standard, "Random Friend Request Kickback". Here is what ensued.

My commentary like this
Commentary = stuff I added for you, the readers, rather than part of the original message exchange.

Subject: Random Friend request
KhaosWolfKat 41F
Seattle, Washington
written 3 months ago:

We are sorry, but your random friend request cannot be accepted at this time. However, if you take the time to read the recipients profile, apply some effort and message them politely, this action may be reconsidered, depending on your level of maturity. As always, any comments/complaints/concerns/questions you may have are welcome and will be forwarded to our specialists for review, and will be assigned a number accordingly.

pieceoffurnitureforputtingyourfeeton61 51M
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
written 3 months ago:

Dear KhaosWolfKat:

i'm Truly Sorry For Not Reading Your Profile,Before Friend Requesting You.i Hope You Can And Will Accept my Sincerest And Humble Apologies.

And then, before I had had an opportunity to reply to that, he sends a second message with a new subject/new "conversation" (note that he couldn't even spell my name right. For gods' sakes. ya could have copied and pasted it, dude!

Subject: Dear KhoasWolfKat my Sincerest Apologies For Not Reading Your Profile!

pieceoffurnitureforputtingyourfeeton61 51M
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
written 3 months ago:

Dear KhaosWolfKat:

i'm Truly Sorry For Not Reading,Your Profile.You Dedicated Time And Effort Writing Your Profile,And a dumb piece of shit like me comes along,And Ignores The Whole Thing.Truthfully i don't know What Too Say KhaosWolfKat But i'm Forever Sorry.You Are A Beautiful Intelligent Tall Goddess,Whose Pictures Are Amazing.i Would Love And Cherish Too Be Able TooServe You KhaosWolfKat Someday.But i Don't Blame You One Bit,For Never Accepting my Friendship.i Jist Hope You Can And Will Again Accept mySincerest Apology KhaosWolfKat!

Tall Goddess? Seriously? I know it's quibbling over a minor thing, in a sea of idiocy, but dude! I'm 5'4"! Is he from Endor??

KhaosWolfKat 41F
Seattle, Washington
written 3 months ago:

Umm.. OK.. That was rather.. err... something.

Apology accepted anyway though, I suppose.

pieceoffurnitureforputtingyourfeeton61 51M
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
written 3 months ago:

Dear KhaosWolfKat:

Thank You KhaosWolfKat i am a Babbeling Idiot, Hope You Can Excuse my Stupidity Along With Everything Else!

KhaosWolfKat 41F
Seattle, Washington
written 3 months ago:

No, actually, I cannot excuse the stupidity.
Here is why: You obviously are able to read, write, and figure out, not only how to operate a computer, but how to sign up, create a profile, and send messages on this website.

This means that you have the means at your disposal to educate yourself and learn to, for instance, compose a proper sentence, including correct forms of capitalisation and punctuation. It isn't that difficult. You are choosing stupidity of your own volition. I've no interest in people who are stupid or ignorant by choice.

Also, and I'll include this in the "everything else" category, you describe, in your profile, how very fat, stupid, pathetic, and under-endowed you are, and that you are trash. What possible use do you think any self respecting woman could have for a useless piece of trash?
If you are into humiliation, why not list your actual attributes and then say that you want to be humiliated and called such things? And, if you actually believe those things about yourself, then the previous question - what use are you? - applies.

Lastly, you state that you are married, and that is why you are hesitant to put up photos of yourself.
This leads me to believe that your wife is unaware of your activities here and your search for other women.

That would make you dishonest and deceitful, neither of which are character traits I have any patience or tolerance for. Likewise, honour.

I value a slave who is a prize jewel on my chain, not something scavenged out of the rubbish bin!

~ Khaos

pieceoffurnitureforputtingyourfeeton61 51M
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
written 3 months ago:

Dear KhoasWolfKat:

Very Well Put KhoasWolfKat,You Are Extremely Insightful And Extremely Intelligent.Their Is No Question Too That.You Are Correct On All Accounts Of me.And i'm Truly Sorry If i Offended Any Of Your Delicate Senses.i'll Take Everything You Said Into Accont,And Reevaluate myself.Thank You For Your Insight.One Thing Though i Have A Hard Time,Controlling Or Harboring.Is my Desire Too serve Superior Beings,i'm Addicying Too The Whole S&M Lifestyle.i'm like an Alcoholic,who Needs A Drink.

(I didn't reply further at this point, as I'm pretty sure he was getting off on the humiliation/perceived humiliation from my replies, and I didn't want to feed his wanking.
Also, WTF is up with the random capitalisation in all that drivel! Bloody hell!)

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