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From CS Mail, meaning that all manner of punctuation and parts of words that the mail system even thinks might be posting a url is edited out, so a lot of the funky formatting, missing parts of words, and lack of punctuation is due to that.

Well! I woke up to this in my CS mail this morning.
It gave me a chuckle after the initial WTF.

(My commentary like this)
Commentary = stuff I added for you, the readers, rather than part of the original message exchange.

Male Dominant
[City]
[State notorious for retirees, voting fraud, and scandal]
US
[Almost 60]
Hetero
Caucasian
Recent Message History:

stupidgenericusername on 11/25/19 at 4:47 PM:
A REAL MAN FOR A REAL WOMAN

(Umm.. OK? I just imagined some random dude stumbling out of a bar and shouting that at passers by, and responded as I likely would in that scenario... because I'm an asshole. LOL.)

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 6:58 AM:
HOT WATER BURN BABY

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 9:07 AM:
GOOD MORNING

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 9:19 AM:
Come say hello

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 9:23 AM:
MY HOVERCRAFT IS FULL OF EELS

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 9:25 AM:
lets talk

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 9:34 AM:
Talk? My bad
I thought you just wanted to exchange random, non sequitur phrases in all caps
What do you wish to discuss?

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 9:44 AM:
getting to know each other

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 10:20 AM:
Sure
Feel free to ask me anything that isnt already answered in my profile

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 10:22 AM:
call me

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 10:35 AM:
What shall I call you?

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 10:36 AM:
555 867 5309

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 10:41 AM:
OK, 555 867 5309
That seems an odd thing to call someone, but I am not one to judge

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 10:44 AM:
call me on tele

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 11:26 AM:
Well, I suppose on tele is a better name than a string of numbers

Seriously
I do not provide my phone number or other contact details to random strangers
You would know that if you read my profile

(At this point, I had gotten bored.)

stupidgenericusername on 11/26/19 at 11:29 AM:
howcan we be friends

(Translation: "How can I convince you to give my pee pee happy fun time")

KhaosWolfKat on 11/26/19 at 11:35 AM:
Friendship is something that generally develops amidst shared interests, quality conversation and time spent getting to know one another and bonding over said shared interests, over time

In online venues, the first step to getting to know something about someone is to read their profile

This is especially true if someone has put considerable time and effort into writing a detailed profile, which includes answers to all the basic questions, and many more

(And crickets for the last several hours. I think I used too many words.)

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