From IRC
This one barged into my PM, uninvited (of course), and proceeded to show his ass even further, by ignoring my actual responses and replying to what I was apparently meant to say, like a little, script-driven bulldozer.
We'll call him Script Bullshit Dozer Or, SBD, for short
(even though he was neither silent, nor deadly - just boring)(My commentary like this)
Commentary = stuff I added for you, the readers, rather than part of the original message exchange.
Session Start: Sun Oct 13 03:42:11 2019
[15:42.11] <SBD> are you m/f
[15:42.57] obeisant`Khaos Hello, and nice to meet you as well. Thank you for the polite and respectful greeting.
[15:43.13] <SBD> i am good
(Nice for you, Jackalope. I don't care and didn't ask. Truly amazing how they rarely even notice that the response wasn't what they expect, and plow right along!)
[15:44.57] obeisant`Khaos Oh. I must have gotten my lines wrong, cause clearly you are working from a different script.
[15:45.22] <SBD> i am [late 30s]/male/upstate ny
(Still don't care, dillhole. Let's see if he's paying attention even a little bit.)
[15:46.23] obeisant`Khaos Hot water burn baby.
[15:47.04] <SBD> what
(Oh look! He was! LOL.)
[15:47.51] obeisant`Khaos What what?
(...in the butt.)
[15:57.07] * obeisant`Khaos pulls the plug
[15:57.16] <SBD> ok
(And then crickets. At least he didn't get all butt hurt, I guess.)