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This dude showed up on my "viewing me" page, so, as he fell within the rough parameters of what I seek, I looked at his profile, which was pretty barren. Just four sentences basically saying, "I am good domly dom looking for long term sub/slave". His picture looks creepy as fuck. I don't mean he looks goofy, or a little sinister, or similar. I mean, EVERYONE I showed the pic to, with ZERO context, just saying, "What do you think of this guy", in a neutral way, used the words, "creepy", and "serial killer", and my teen grandling (again, just showed a G rated photo with no context. I'm not exposing anyone to anything inappropriate), said, additionally, "He looks like a chester".
I shuddered, exchanged some semi-jokes with a visiting friend about her looking for me on a milk carton if he contacted me, and moved on. Within seconds, new mail.

I have renamed him, "Serial Killer-Esque Dude Acting Domly Dom. Like, Eeeek!", "SKEDADDLE", for short.

(My commentary like this)
Commentary = stuff I added for you, the readers, rather than part of the original message exchange.

Male Dominant
[City]
Oklahoma
US
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Hetero
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SKEDADDLE on 12/1/24 at 1:47 PM:
Thank you for viewing my profile after I viewed yours. Unfortunately we live too far apart and neither of us will relocate, although I am originally from Seattle, a UW grad. Otherwise I would love to know you and build a relationship.

I do wish you well in your search.

[Presumably real name]

KhaosWolfKat on 12/1/24 at 7:55 PM:
Greetings Sir,

I wish you well also.

(Annnnd, that should be that, right? RIIIIGHT?? Wrong!)

SKEDADDLE on 12/2/24 at 2:47 PM:
Its early, bur have a merry Christmas.

[Presumably real name]

KhaosWolfKat on 12/4/24 at 11:01 AM:
OK

(hint that I am uninterested.)

SKEDADDLE on 12/4/24 at 11:04 AM:
Thank for your response you are a lovely woman, wish we were closer together.

[Presumably real name]

(Yeah, you said that already, dude.)

KhaosWolfKat on 12/4/24 at 6:46 PM:
That is OK, Sir.
I am not really looking to build any relationship with a man other than a platonic Ds dynamic anyway, so it would not matter if we were closer.

(TAKE the fucking hint!)

SKEDADDLE on 12/5/24 at 10:32 AM:
I do understand. Again i do wish you well.

[Presumably real name]

(DO you understand, though? Spoiler alert: Clearly not.)

KhaosWolfKat on 12/5/24 at 4:45 PM:
Yes Sir.

SKEDADDLE on 1/4/25 at 9:08 PM:
I just keep thinking why do all the beautiful women like you have to be so far away from me. Be well and I hope you find all you are looking for and want in the new year.

[Presumably real name]

(insert eye rolls here)

KhaosWolfKat on 1/10/25 at 11:47 AM:
I am sure there are plenty of beautiful women in your area, Sir.
Perhaps it is simply a case of the grass is greener.

SKEDADDLE on 1/11/25 at 11:06 PM:
Yes, but mostly all taken, none match you. I do not mean to bother you, but I keep coming to look at your photos and your loveliness I an only imagine how wonderful it would be enjoying your naked beautiful body.

I do hope all is well with you.

[Presumably real name]

(Duuuuude! EEEW! NO! RED!)

KhaosWolfKat on 1/20/25 at 8:45 PM:
OK.. This is getting a little creepy. Not at all interested in strangers discussing enjoying my body, naked or otherwise, please.
If you recall, Sir, I said earlier that I was seeking a platonic, Ds dynamic.

(Do you know WTF "platonic", means?? Not to mention all the pretty obvious hints on top of the PLAINLY stated shit in initial messages and my profile! You fucking creeper!)

SKEDADDLE on 1/21/25 at 12:11 PM:
Sorry, It shall not happen again, I only meant to express how lovely I think you are. I will keep my thoughts to myself and not bother you with them.

[Presumably real name]

(Then he sent a duplicate of the same message. I didn't bother replying, and will hope this is the end of it. Anyone care to make wagers?)

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