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PostPosted: 02 Feb 2019, 19:35
User avatarSite AdminPosts: 55Location: Seattle, WAJoined: 24 Sep 2013, 19:00Status/Identification: Gorean Free Woman
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PMd completely out of the blue, like the SECOND I came into the chat room. Not even so much as a greeting in the channel, which, by the way, like most, has an, "ask in room before PMing" rule.

I have a description set in the room in question, which is clear I'm not into RP, and also asks that one reads my profile before PMing. It pops up for all to see the moment I enter the chat, so it's not like he could have missed it. SPECIFICALLY, the in room description for the undercaffeinated version of my nick is QUITE clear that I have little patience due to lack of coffee.

He has a nick which indicates he's some kind of brute force of nature. Sure dude. Whatever. We'll call him,
TwinkieWinky. Cause it amuses me.

My commentary like this. Yes, there are a lot of fucks in it. I apparently had fucks to give, until I didn't.

Session Start: Tue Jan 29 08:39:26 2019

[08:39.26] <TwinkieWinky> raises a finger to your lips

[08:39.47] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Umm.. Good morning to you too, Sir.

[08:43.09] <TwinkieWinky> is....he smirks...stepping forward, pressed against her slightly...his eyes never leaving hers...raising the cup of coffee to her lips slowly...

Really dude? This is your lead in? Along with blatantly violating the room rules and my clearly stated boundaries? Fuck you! But I'll try and keep my cool, cause I know I'm prone to being less than reasonable on my first cup or few of coffee.

* undercaffeinated`Khaos drinks the coffee in her mug, at her computer desk, as she reads the uninvited RP attempt.

[08:46.40] <TwinkieWinky> smirks....raises his hands...Okay, okay fair apologies...I am a bit unconventional its true but I didnt mean offense...

Bullshit!! If the word, "but" is part of the statement, it isn't an apology. Fuck off.

[08:46.59] * undercaffeinated`Khaos shrugs.
[08:47.51] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Perhaps, Sir, it might be prudent to at least attempt to say hello, and try and determine if someone is amenable to your advances, before going whole hog, yes?

That was your cue to fuck the fuck off and accept that you fucked up, fuckface.

[08:50.02] <TwinkieWinky> It could be said that would be prudent yes....indeed, and certainly taken under consideration...but as I said sometimes my means are a bit unconventional though I argue that really I went half hog at the most.....

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

[08:51.08] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Uh huh. Pretty sure if you tried that approach in real life, as a way of approaching a stranger, it would be considered whole hog. Or just assault.
[08:51.37] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Especially if said stranger is undercaffeinated and cranky already.

[08:53.28] <TwinkieWinky> True, and understood....was not recieved well, did not mean to add irritation to your morning....but rest assured thats not my approach in as you say 'real life' because alas this is here...

Lucky for you, cause otherwise, you'd be sporting some injuries and waiting for the cops to show up whilst I detained you, bucko. Maybe I should start RPing right back, and see how they like non consensual RP. I think I've just been being too damn nice in general. Next time, I'll fucking show them whole fucking hog!

[08:53.47] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Reading a profile is also helpful.
[08:54.13] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Had you done so, you would have known your approach would be ill received.

[08:55.42] <TwinkieWinky> Sometimes...sometimes it is helpful....and sure, I could have guessed that, perhaps....but intrigue and curiosity sometimes play a role as well and I go for the ol roll of the dice more times than not

Translation: "I knew damn well that my actions were unwanted and I wouldn't get consent if I asked, so I just decided to force myself on a strange woman anyway, cause I like the way she looks and the fact she has a vagina, and hope to get away with it".

[08:55.46] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> That handy, dandy entry message that popped up right when I joined the room - right before you pounced on my IM - ALSO would have been a good clue.
[08:56.31] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Helpful tip: Those dice are loaded, and not in your favour.

[08:58.14] <TwinkieWinky> In this instance...yes, you are correct

No, asshole! In ALL instances!

[08:59.26] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> If you want women to respond well to you, try treating us like human beings, and reading profiles first (those two things tie for NUMBER ONE female peeve!!), rather than barging in, dick first, and treating us like sex/fetish dispensers.
[08:59.57] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> You might even find a chick who WANTS to be treated as an object.. AFTER you treat her like a person first and talk to her.

[09:02.28] <TwinkieWinky> Now you get to speak for yourself and your preferences absolutely....more power to you and doubtless there are some, especially most who you associate with that agree but thats not all and its presumptious to assume it is because in fact a lot are into the intrigue and curious approach, hence why it is, again, point taken you did not appreciate it and I apologiize, but no soap box needed

SOAP BOX, motherfucker? You're gonna douche-splain this shit to me, and I'M the presumptuous one in this exchange? REALLY? I'll put your dismembered corpse in a fucking soap box, you piece of buzzard shit! (I might need a LOT more coffee before actually interacting with humans. But hey.. At least I kept this commentary HERE, rather than in chat.)

[09:03.09] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> OK. Good luck with that, Sparky.

They love it when we call them "Sparky".

[09:03.25] <TwinkieWinky> luck is relative

STILL trying to be the one in the right here? OK.

[09:07.26] <undercaffeinated`Khaos> Sure thing, cupcake.

And then he finally fucked off.

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