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PostPosted: 08 Apr 2019, 11:16
User avatarSite AdminPosts: 141Location: Seattle, WAJoined: 24 Sep 2013, 19:00Status/Identification: Gorean Free Woman
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Yet ANOTHER guy in India! I decided to have a bit of fun with this one, once it became clear that non-committal replies and sarcasm weren't going to deter him.

Name changed to protect the clueless.


(My commentary like this)

Commentary = stuff I added for you, the readers, rather than part of the original message exchange.

rambling jizz extractor

Hey how are you?

You are quite beautiful

KhaosWolfKat

Hi. I am well. Thank you for the compliment.

rambling jizz extractor

We have pretty 85% match together

rambling jizz extractor

Wht u say

KhaosWolfKat

Hmm. So we do.

rambling jizz extractor

Come to India plz

KhaosWolfKat

Uh huh. Just like that, eh? Shall I teleport?

(Why do every, single one of these dudes think that all American women are rich and can afford to travel out of the country?? Too much telly?)

rambling jizz extractor

I didn't get teleport word what is this kindly tell me?

KhaosWolfKat

It means to magically travel instantly from one place to another.

rambling jizz extractor

I understood

rambling jizz extractor

Means u can't come?

rambling jizz extractor

US president is coming tomorrow India

Its amazing country

rambling jizz extractor

You wil love here plan your vacation

KhaosWolfKat

The president can afford to travel. I can't. My vacation is 2 weeks camping in the forest in my state.

rambling jizz extractor

May I could have there with you in camping

rambling jizz extractor

U know one thing I am very much attracted to u

KhaosWolfKat

If you can get to Western Washington in September, I'd be happy to give you directions to the area. Bring your own gear. No phone coverage, no electricity, no internet... Just trees, tents, and the fire for cooking.

rambling jizz extractor

Will you be alone only?

KhaosWolfKat

I will be with my dogs, my slave, and his fiancée.

rambling jizz extractor

Do you have slave? For which purpose?

rambling jizz extractor

????

KhaosWolfKat

To work. To serve me. That is what a slave is for. The slave will put up the tents, bring wood, carry water, clean dishes, make coffee, bring me my cigars, and anything else I do not wish to do.

rambling jizz extractor

So he will be wid his gf...nd why u will be alone?

KhaosWolfKat

Because I like my own tent.

rambling jizz extractor

Den how wil I live wid you honey?

KhaosWolfKat

I didn't know we had plans to cohabit. Did I miss the memo?

rambling jizz extractor

No just invited me too join ur camping vacation

(What part of, "bring your own gear", did he not understand. Tent/hammock/tarp = part of gear. Who said I'd share my tent with him?? Didn't he see the "I like my own tent", bit?)

rambling jizz extractor

Whts the secret that u look so young?

(Ahhh... We're changing the subject to lead back to trying to "woo" me. This is the point at which I decided I was done playing nice, and decided to just play with him. I was sick, tired, and feeling a bit mean spirited.)

KhaosWolfKat

Drinking the blood of nubile women.

rambling jizz extractor

So u r more in women?

rambling jizz extractor

But how drink blood of them you would be intimated with them?

(I think you mean, "intimate", pal.)

rambling jizz extractor

????

KhaosWolfKat

They love it more when I drink their blood. They kneel to me.

rambling jizz extractor

Don't u feel disgusting in drinking their blood? So do u cut them?

KhaosWolfKat

Disgusting? No! Not at all! I love the taste of fresh, sweet blood. Yes. I cut them. With many knives. It is beautiful.

rambling jizz extractor

Where generally u cut them which place on their body?

rambling jizz extractor

How u find these kind of women?

KhaosWolfKat

Easy. They come to me. Like this one <link to heavily censored photo of me doing knife play on a bound, collared, terrified in a fun way, VERY pregnant hottie

(From his "disgusting" question and apparent shock at the concept, I thought it would scare him off. The censoring was for all the exposed tits, ass, and pussy. The "scary" parts were not at all censored)

rambling jizz extractor

Will u also get some for me?

KhaosWolfKat

No. They are all mine. I'm going to sleep now. Good night.

rambling jizz extractor

Ok gn

(This is what I find in the morning)...

rambling jizz extractor

Plz send me some more links ...plz

(Oh no! What have I done!? SO much for scaring him! That's ok. I can still play.)

KhaosWolfKat

More links? I could send you some links to some of my favourite videos. Would you like that?

Sent on Friday

rambling jizz extractor

Yea of course

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

rambling jizz extractor

Plz send

(NOOOO problem, buddy boy! LOL)

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

rambling jizz extractor

I am desperately waiting

(with only one hand on the kb, I'll bet!)

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

rambling jizz extractor

I love to watch these videos while smoking. .

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

KhaosWolfKat

ok

Sent on Friday

rambling jizz extractor

Send me links plz

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

KhaosWolfKat

<link to all 8 Llamas With Hats videos>

Sent on Friday

rambling jizz extractor

Wht video is this ...this is animation

I thought u will send kind of intimation video that you do with girls

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

rambling jizz extractor

Can u send more pics like u sent before?

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

KhaosWolfKat

Why?

Sent on Friday

rambling jizz extractor

I love that ..plz send you gorgeous

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

KhaosWolfKat

I do not exist to provide you with pretty pictures.

Sent on Friday

rambling jizz extractor

Ok sorry

Sent from the OkCupid app Friday

(He finally figured it out? Could it be!?)



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