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<  Return to Sender - GL  ~  CS Moron #52,817,158,774 (biker chic [sic])

PostPosted: 05 Apr 2019, 19:11
User avatarSite AdminPosts: 137Location: Seattle, WAJoined: 24 Sep 2013, 19:00Status/Identification: Gorean Free Woman
From CS chat

No, I'm not really counting them. I just mashed my number pad

Dude's nick indicates he is "hunting" slaves. Not hunting *for* a slave - hunting slaves; Like you hunt prey. Just based on that, I already figure he's going to end up on here, but ok,whatever; I'll be polite. Name changed to protect the dingleberry.

All typos left intact.

(My commentary like this)
Commentary = stuff I added for you, the readers, rather than part of the original message exchange.

(Session date and times not available, cause copied from web based chat for this first bit)

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> hello there

<KhaosWolfKat> Good evening.

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> MMMMMM You look like you would make me a fine biker bitch

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> wana come for a ride baby

<KhaosWolfKat> No, thank you.

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Grabs you...Well get on anyway

<KhaosWolfKat> I think not.

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> smiles as i get off my harley and ask if there is a propblem

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> looks you over...MMMMM Your a fine looking woman

<KhaosWolfKat> I don't do the whole RP thing.

<KhaosWolfKat> Other than in RPGs.

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> not even for me

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> we can start here...

<KhaosWolfKat> ROFL!

<KhaosWolfKat> Not even for you?

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> we will gewt to know one another...just be ral as you can with me

<KhaosWolfKat> No.. Not "even" for you, stranger on the internet who I've never met.

<KhaosWolfKat> How real would you like me to be?

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> as real as possible....

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> I want to just grab you and force you into coming with ,me

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> yes...am going to rape you and fuck you and deed you...what the hell

(Sorry... You're going to what? Deed me? WTF does that even mean, you otter moron?)

<KhaosWolfKat> OK.. How's this. Your opening lines left a GREAT deal to be desired, and severely stretched my ability to mind my manners, and the follow ups aren't remedying the situation.

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> MMMMM that means your wiling to play it out

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> wiat.....no it don't

<SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> shit....ok then...be well

<KhaosWolfKat> Sure. You too. SMH.

(And then I posted that exchange on FetLife RTS. Only much later do I realise that it is the SAME idiot from the next two, cause the web irc didn't save logs.)

**Session Start: Mon Dec 18 11:00:40 2017**

[11:00.40] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Good morning

[11:00.52] <KhaosWolfKat> Good morning, Sir

[11:01.05] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> How are you this fine day

[11:01.23] <KhaosWolfKat> Undercaffeinated!

[11:01.31] * KhaosWolfKat is working on correcting that.

[11:01.40] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> yikes...lwt me buy you a coffee then

[11:01.58] <KhaosWolfKat> I don't think it would get here on time.

[11:02.18] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> true....Tell me, do you enjoy role playing?\

[11:02.55] <KhaosWolfKat> Within RPGs, yes Sir; in chat rooms, not so much.

[11:03.16] <KhaosWolfKat> Thank you for asking.

[11:03.20] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Then perhaps we could start here

[11:03.26] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> oh

[11:03.40] <KhaosWolfKat> Start here?

[11:04.02] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> I did not read your reply correctly...

[11:04.11] <KhaosWolfKat> Ahh. I see,

[11:04.13] <KhaosWolfKat> .

[11:04.23] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> too bad..your of a good age

[11:04.33] <KhaosWolfKat> Ummm...

[11:04.35] <KhaosWolfKat> ?

[11:04.59] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Your a good age as I'm [low 50s] and like your age

[11:05.07] <KhaosWolfKat> Oh. Gotcha.

[11:05.16] <KhaosWolfKat> Sorry Sir. Brain is still a bit muddled.

[11:05.31] <KhaosWolfKat> What does that have to do with RP, though?

[11:05.37] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> I was about o ask you out on a second date

[11:06.02] * KhaosWolfKat was pretty sure a first date was a prerequisite for a second.

[11:06.26] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> true......you can't pull the wool over your eyes

[11:06.55] <KhaosWolfKat> Well, you could, though it wouldn't be a good idea. I'm allergic.

[11:06.59] * KhaosWolfKat deadpans.

(So much for my attempts at humour. Lets go straight for creeperville!)

[11:07.23] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Then I would just have to kidnap you

[11:07.54] <KhaosWolfKat> Uh huh.

[11:08.43] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> tie you up and bring you to my ranch here in [specific place in Canadia]

(Canadia is not a typo)

[11:08.55] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> strip you and toss your ass in the training cage

[11:09.15] <KhaosWolfKat> Just an FYI, the vast majority of chicks (myself included) find such statements from complete strangers to be extremely creepy. It's REALLY not a good pickup line/approach.

[11:09.37] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Thanks...I shall keep that in mind

[11:09.51] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> be well...sorry to bother you, It will not happen again

(Except it did, didn't it?)

[11:10.12] <KhaosWolfKat> It would be a pretty good idea, if you actually want positive responses from women.

[11:11.05] <KhaosWolfKat> Hopefully, that really means it won't happen again, rather than, "I won't try that with her again - on to try it with the next female".

[11:11.43] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> I was truely not trying to pick up up for the record...

(REALLY, dude? If that's how you DON'T try to pick up on someone, I'd hate to see how you DO try! Spoiler alert... I got to see anyway.)

[11:12.55] <KhaosWolfKat> Out of curiosity, what were you hoping to achieve with that approach?

[11:13.28] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Not important now....be well

(Translation: Damn! She caught me!)

[11:20.40] <KhaosWolfKat> OK.

[11:20.45] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> The main room....

[11:23.51] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> come down to the [name of chat room] sometime

[11:24.11] <KhaosWolfKat> I beg your pardon?

[11:24.30] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> If your willing, that is

[11:24.44] <KhaosWolfKat> Is it in Canada?

[11:25.09] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> lol...No..its on here, another chatroom

[11:25.42] <KhaosWolfKat> Oh. OK. Is there a topic?



(Cue crickets. Who wants a topic when you can do cyber sex!?)

Fast forward over a month, and same dude messages me again! I realise I already had an inane conversation with this guy before when I go to paste it into my RTS notepad++ file for editing.

**Session Start: Fri Jan 26 03:26:07 2018**

[15:26.07] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Hummmm You might make a good Bikers chic

(Third verse, same as the first! I'm 'Enry the 8th I am...)

[15:26.43] <KhaosWolfKat> OK...

[15:26.56] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Hey...Just saying

[15:29.06] <KhaosWolfKat> I've been on that run. LOL

[15:29.14] <KhaosWolfKat> Lots of times, actually.

[15:29.26] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> I thought so, can see it in your eyes

(Sure dude. I totally buy that line of bullshit)

[15:29.41] <KhaosWolfKat> Just seemed like a rather odd opening line.

[15:29.59] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> I just say it as I feel it...Thats all

[15:30.07] <KhaosWolfKat> Alrighty then.

[15:30.29] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> smiles and nods to you....Now climb on the back bitch

(F'real? You're gonna just go right there with the "bitch" bit, dude? You're SO lucky I'm behaving!)

[15:31.05] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> You rode before, you can ride again

[15:32.29] <KhaosWolfKat> Perhaps not on the bitch seat though.

[15:32.48] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> smiles...whatever you want to call it my dear

(I'm not your dear, asshole.)

[15:34.00] <KhaosWolfKat> Actually, haven't ridden since I broke my sacrum a few years ago. I'm hoping I'll still be able to at some point without o much pain, cause I can't bear the thought of never riding again!

(HINT HINT. Not interested in your stupid RP, which you would have known if you bothered reading my profile. Or my whois. Or my shorter version of profile just for chat. Or my previous statements to you!)

[15:34.41] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Its time to try...GET ON

[15:35.19] <KhaosWolfKat> Well, seeing as how I don't currently have a bike...

[15:35.39] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Thats right baby...you can ride with me now

[15:35.53] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> You gonna chat or ride ?

[15:36.24] <KhaosWolfKat> How, exactly, am I meant to ride with you now?

[15:37.17] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Just thnk of me sitting there on my haley, waiting for you to get the fuck on....You see a 49 year young man who is looking for a women

[15:37.25] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> *harley

[15:37.59] * KhaosWolfKat looks out the window...

[15:38.04] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> rev's my bike....waiting for you

[15:38.22] <KhaosWolfKat> Nope. Don't see anything there.

[15:38.40] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> lol...your cute....so you don't like role play ?

[15:39.12] <KhaosWolfKat> Only in RPGs.

(Like I told you last time, numbnuts)

[15:39.28] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Too bad....be well

[15:39.28] <KhaosWolfKat> I also like when people read my profile.

[15:39.35] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> I read it

[15:39.58] <KhaosWolfKat> Oh. OK. So you just made the educated choice to disregard my preferences then?

[15:40.13] <SlaveHuntingIdiotOfTheAges> Be well

[15:40.22] <KhaosWolfKat> Later dude.



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